Jokes, Poems, & Stories


Teacups or Clay
You've Been in Corporate America Too Long When...
Why It's Great To Be a Guy
You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When...
30 Signs That Technology Has Taken Over Your Life
Death of an Innocent
The Present
Online Too Much
I'll Do Anything To Be With You
A Poem
A Child's Angel
Computer Terms
Psych Color Sex Test
The Most Dangerous Snake in the World
For those who are analytically inclined to prove EVERYTHING...
Good, Bad, Worse
One Liners
"President Clinton's Testimony" by Dr. Seuss
"Cold" is a Relative Term
Calling For Technical Support
Famous Words
Green, Pink and Yellow
New Drugs for Men
If God Had a PC...
45 Fun Things to Do on a Paper You Don't Care About
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer...
You Know It's Time to Join E-Mail Anonymous When...
10 Top Things That Piss Me Off
You Know You're Getting Old When...
I Didn't Know That!
Upgrading
The Top 14 Ways Things Would Be Different if Microsoft Built Cars:
"Work" Virus
Chocolate Test
Alternate Motto's for The States Comprising The United States
Bumper Stickers
Hello! Welcome to The Psychiatric Hotline!
Decoding Windows Error Messages
Customer Service Humor
Don't Dick With The I.R.S.
Idiots...
In The News - Humorous News Quips
Things You Wish You Could Say at Work:
Notice To Americans of Revocation of Independence from The Government of her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
Signs of The Times:
You Know You're Addicted To The Internet When...
The Cost of Rasing a Child
A New English Language
New Viruses
You Know You Grew Up In The '80s If...
Places I'd Rather Not Live In...
Great Truths
Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Sometimes Crash
Pick Up Lines:
The 10 Commandments of Email
Chain-Letter Debunking
Is It Better To Be A Jock Or A Nerd?
Carl's Garden
Office Buzz Words and Phrases for the 21st Century
Alternative Answering Machine Greetings:
World's Thinnest Books
Tale of Blood-Curdling Terror
The Lady
One
I’ve Learned
The Guys' Rules
The Ten Commandments of College
Fictitious Units of Measurement
Quiz for People Who Know Everything
Rules for Driving in the Midwest United States
Understanding Engineers
Did You Know...
One OS
HMO Q & A
The World Easiest Quiz
Wife 1.0
You Know You Are Living In The Year 2003 When...
Excuses for Children Missing School (including original spelling)
A Friend
Reasons Why The English Language Is So Hard to Learn
Great Bits of Wisdom For Our Time
Why Moms Are Great
Newspaper Headlines in the Year 2035
The Stupid Test
Mangled Measurements:
Finals are Like Boys Because...
You Know You're From Westchester When...
You Know You're From New York City When...
Powerful Statements
Letter from the Penis
The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee
I am a Princess
A Love Letter
100 Interesting Science Facts
Harvey Fierstein's 12 Step Program to Change Your Life
Women's Restrooms
None of That Sissy Crap!
Congratulations To All The Kids Who Were Born In The 1930's, 40's, 50's and 60's!
25 Signs That You Have Grown Up
101 Things You Do Not Want Your System Administrator To Say
The Career Manifesto
Marbles
3 Good Reasons
Cursing at Work
Gotta Watch What Kind of Jokes You Make

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Columbus didn't have a business plan when he discovered America.
- Andrew Grove, technology executive


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