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Finals are Like Boys Because...

- They're hard to understand
- They're easy to cheat on
- Some are harder than others
- They put pressure on you to perform well
- They were created to make our lives hell
- You can work for hours and still get no satisfaction
- Some take longer to finish than others
- You still feel like shit the next morning
- Some aren't as big as you expect
- If you're drunk when you do them, it doesn't hurt so bad
- When its all over, you will either have a big smile or a big frown on your face

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