Jokes, Poems, & Stories
| Fictitious Units of Measurement |
| Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake 1012 Microphones = 1 megaphone 1 million bicycles = 2 megacycles 100 rations = 1 C-ration 2 monograms = 1 diagram 1021 piccolos = 1 gigolo 1012 planes = 1 terraplane 3 dents = 1 trident 3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent 2 x 103 millenaries = 4 seminaries 10-5 dollars = 1 Millicent 1012 antellas = 1 tarantella 109 antics = 1 gigantic 102 tics = 1 hectic 10 aides = 1 decade 10-1 mal = 1 decimal 10-3 female sheep = 1 milieu 2 doctors = 1 paradox 100 Senators = Not 1 decision |
