Jokes, Poems, & Stories
| Don't Dick With The I.R.S. |
| To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. Plus,... it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts. Effective January 1, 2000 your penis will be taxed according to size. ------- The categories are as follows: ------- 10 - 12 inches Luxury Tax $30.00 8 - 10 Pole Tax 25.00 5 - 8 Privilege Tax 15.00 4 - 5 Nuisance Tax 3.00 Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return. NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! Sincerely, Dick M. Goode I.R.S |
