Jokes, Poems, & Stories
| Alternate Motto's for The States Comprising The United States |
| · Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity · Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! · Arizona: But It's a *Dry* Heat · Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing · California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. · Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother · Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedys Don't Own It Yet · Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water · Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids · Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism · Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum But Leave Your Money) · Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes... Well OK, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Good · Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S" · Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free · Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn · Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States · Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names · Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign · Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster · Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It · Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Some Tax Brackets) · Michigan: First Line Of Defense Against Canada · Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes And 10,000,000,000 Mosquitoes · Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State · Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work · Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, & Very Little Else · Nebraska: At Least The Cows Are Sane · Nevada: Strippers, Lounge Lizards, and Poker! · New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone · New Jersey: You Want A @#$%&! Motto? I Got Yer @#$%&! Motto Right Here! · New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets · New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney... · North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable · North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! · Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan · Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing · Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner · Pennsylvania: Acceleration Ramps - What's That? Civil Engineers - Who Needs Them! · Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island · South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender · South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota · Tennessee: The Educashun State · Texas: Si, Hablo Ingles · Utah: Our Snow Is Better Than Your Snow · Vermont: Yep · Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? · Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers! · West Virginia: One Big Happy Family...Really! · Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese · Wyoming: The nation's best beef cattle. Watch where you step |
