Jokes, Poems, & Stories


A Poem

The sky was dark
the moon was high
all alone
just her and I


Her hair so soft
her eyes so blue
I knew just what
she wanted to do


Her skin so soft
her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
down her spine


I didn't know how
but I tried my best
I started by placing
my hand on her breast


I remember my fear
my fast beating heart
but slowly she spread
her legs apart


And when I did it
I felt no shame
all at once
the white stuff came


At last it's finished
it's all over now
my first time ever
at milking a cow.



Got Milk?
What were you thinking?
;-)

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